WIN A Pair of Tickets to Chopschticks Comedy Show
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ChopSchticks is back again with heaps of nonsense jokes and awesome skits. This show features stand-up comedian Steve Byrne, who has appeared on NBC's "The Tonight Show" and ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live".
We’ve teamed up with ChopSchticks to give away two pairs of tickets to the show on Feb. 4.
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Answer the question below before Sunday Jan. 31. The most creative answer wins.
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What is the best comedian you’ve seen? And his / her most memorable joke?
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Congratulations to tohokuben and catme. You’ve won the tickets. We'll contact you soon.
Dave Chappelle's Rick James!!!:
Rick James: Now, Darkness, the tables are turned. Rick James: [to his bodyguards] Do with him whatever you like. Charlie Murphy: Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window. Rick James: Cubbie, freeze! Charlie Murphy: You know you was wrong for what you did to me earlier. Look what you did to my face! [soft piano music playing... ] Rick James: I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James? Charlie Murphy: Yo, man, my forehead is bumpin', man. Rick James: Now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. But I got the medicine. Rick James: Bitches... Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy. Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch. [Rick claps twice]
Comedian Pablo Francisco at the Irvine Improve. The joke was about Chinese-Americans going in and out of of China Town in the US while on their cell phones. If you know the joke, great! If not, look it up because it hilarious and I don't feel like being flesh searched after posting it here. ;)
Michel Courtemanche, Canadian, but the funniest thing since the invention of soap on a rope. (his impression of a japanese tourist...awesome...google it)
Monty Python:nobody expects the spanish inquisition (so far remember this)
Robin Williams, on the Scottish invention of Golf - classic!
http://www.extremesportclips.com/video/1228/Robin-Williams-Origins-of-Golf.html
Loved Jon LaJoie and his hilarious youtube-videos (www.jonlajoie.com).
"Why do women always want to get bigger boobs? Why don't they just tell their men to get smaller hands?"
You are smile and friend are same smile because of joke.For example, You are human ,you say no ,because you are clever monkey and the highest animal .
Russell Peters, of Anglo-Indian descent. His famous joke is "People always call me laowai, but I'm not white, how can I be a laowhite?"
These days, Ellen DeGeneres makes me laugh quite a lot. Two of her lines I like most are:
1) "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60 years old. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is!"
2) "I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me 'god' for short. I taught her that!"
my brother. i tried to back up a bit of trivia by claiming that i had "read it in a book," to which he replied, "which book? the book of LIES?!"
well done