"Hairy" Potter with a bad breath
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- peterbush
- Submitted at
- 2011-01-20 09:36:06
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Description
I went on a date with a Chinese girl and we decided to meet up at Starbucks at Portman. Let me start by saying that her nickname (on date site) is "pottergirl". I later found out it's becuase she likes Harry Potter books/movies. I knew how she looked like so I was standing outside looking for her. When she approached me she started to wave with her hand all the way up in the air - showing her hairy armpit. It was a total turnoff but it got worse when we got inside. I went to buy us coffee and when I wanted to hand it over to her she dropped it and we had coffee all over the table + on her dress and shoes. I must admit that black coffee doesn't look good on a white dress so I wanted to help her clean up the mess but when I was standing right in front of her I had her bad breath coming straight at me. It was bad, really bad and I started to get a bad impression about this girl. Well she decided to go back to her place and change and that was actually how the date ended. Harry Potter turned into "Hairy" Potter with a bad breath + a cup of coffee all over herself. Not very impressed so I have never been on a date (with a Chinese girl) since. Let's just say that I got scared away by a bush and a storm of bad breath.
